poles before holes

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.

Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.

by Angelacia June 18, 2007

Pole 2 Hole

1) The act of being so close to another mans ass(hole) regardless of sexual orentation with your front side(pole). 2) Used as a term for making a group of males line up in formation.

3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.

Drill Instructor: "ALRIGHT LADIES LETS GET POLE 2 HOLE!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!!

Guy #1: "Dude!
Guy #2: "What?"
Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?"
Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"

by Hand-Banana November 15, 2010

pole-hole

n. An ungodly huge vagina, cunt, clit, lip, anything loosly related to the female gentalia.

She had such a huge pole-hole.

by nick "likes it rough and rugged" baucom November 21, 2003

I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy

me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

by [e-mail] October 29, 2007

South Pole Hole

Slang for vagina.

James: Hey what's up?
Robert: Man, my south pole hole feels like it was lit on fire by a husky lumberjack.

by Jimjimmyjamesjoe July 28, 2010