Pokémoning

Pokémoning (also spelled "Pokemoning" without an accented e) is the act of dating multiple partners in order to collectively obtain all the desired traits that likely can't exist in a single woman or man. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Woman 1: "Okay, there's my Sex Idiot, my Great Head of Hair, my Money Guy, my Dirty Hippie Hipster, my Guy To Piss Off My Parents/Black Guy, and then, there's my Old Fart."
Woman 2: "Hey, are you Pokémoning?"
Woman 1: "Yeah, but my Old Fart calls it 'Great-Escaping.' But I guess there's some advantages to having an aging Squirtle around. Like, he shows me how old people used to dance, for instance."
Woman 2: "Cool!"

by M.Powell. October 18, 2012

Pokemonning

Douchebags who play Pokémon Go are considered to be Pokemonning.

Mike : Did you see that fucking asshole fall in the river?
Steve : Yeah, he was pokemonning and didn't see the edge.

by Jazzy MacJizz July 16, 2016

Pokemoning

To be playing Pokémon

So when I was Pokemoning the other day, I caught myself a brand new Pikachu!

by Mattachu May 28, 2010

Pokemoning

Pokemoning (to pokemon) is an uncommon gaming term used to describe the act of saving the game at the top of a crucial moment and using a quit and load routine until you have succeeded in what you were attempting to do. This term is a reference to the fact that this method is used by many pokemon players to capture legendary pokemon that they only get one chance on. However the term is used on any game where the "save scum" is possible.

"You're 2k player is in the dunk contest?!"

"Yeah, but honestly the scoring system is total garbage, I will probably be pokemoning it"

by foxymindlessness June 26, 2016

Pokémonning

Someone who is playing Pokémon.

Frederick: Where's Jonny?
William: Ah no one knows, he must have been Pokémonning all day again!

by Reapsiboop July 29, 2021

pokemonging

It means you are playing Pokemon while crossing roads ect

"Stop pokemonging! It's dangerous!"

by TMol August 10, 2020