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Gay Poker

A 7 card stud game where all Queens are wild. Jacks and Kings with Moustaches dealt face down are also wild (moustaches in the hole). Straights don't count, so for example no straight flush hands, it would only be a flush.
David is definitely ripe to come out of the closet. He get very excited every time one of the guys deals a hand of Gay Poker. He takes off his shirt and talks about how much he loves playing stud games with wild queen and no straighs.
by Reiso February 2, 2017
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Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!
My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.
by TbagMartin October 21, 2010
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poker habit

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially gambling.
son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.
by Uncle Dimma April 7, 2013
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jiggery pokery

by dirodaman July 13, 2015
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Pig porker

A pig porker is one who has sex with unattractive partners.
Juan was so horny he decided to become a pig porker for the night!
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Wong Poker

Wong poker is a mega rad awesomely sick texas holdem' poker tournament held every second Thursday at a rotating venue in the Northern suburbs* of Melbourne, Australia. It sees 8 rad (to the extreme) dudes fight it out for the highly decorated and much revered TWOT (tournament Winning Official Trophy) aka Amulet. It is arguably the most exciting and much anticipated poker tournament in the universe.

*One rural Victoria venue.
Jared: "Who is hosting wong poker tonight?"
Daniel: "According to the roster, David is hosting wong poker"
Brenton: "But he swapped wong poker hosting duties with Andrew"
David: "Yes, Andrew is hosting wong poker"
Brad: "I hear he is serving seafood at wong poker"
Chris: "I bloody love seafood"
Jarrod: "I bloody love wong poker"
by le Camel August 15, 2012
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hasan piker

A person who regularly browns out or shits himself.
Person 1:- I just shit myself
Person 2:- Nice one poo poo piker(Hasan Piker) WeirdChamp
by PepeLaugh May 18, 2019
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