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Hocus Pocus Bitch

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"
Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!
by Rick Fever June 19, 2007
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Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
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Hocus Pocus

When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.
I gave your mom a hocus pocus last night and boy wuz she surprised.
by Jack Squat January 27, 2005
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Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.
Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
by giltinė October 29, 2020
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Hocus Pocus

The best movie ever. Watch it. Go on.
My friend Tim got mad at me when I said I didn't know what Hocus Pocus was.
by PaleWeirdo November 25, 2018
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Hocus Pocus Bitch

1) Statement intended to surprise or awaken. Usually when you "invite" yourself into a hot girl's house you know secretly wants you, having read the "signs and signals" of her interest while waiting in line at Tim Hortons.

2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.

3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.
Hocus pocus bitch! Now Juggle ma nuts with your face!
by Mastagon February 25, 2010
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Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus is a side-scrolling video game, released in 1994. It featured a young apprentice, who was sent off on a great adventure over 36 levels by the great wizard, Terexin. Terexin is a high-ranking official in the Council of Wizards, and his sprite was later reused for flash movies about the comedy character Fooruman. The game was highly popular, and is still considered one of the best games ever.
Hocus Pocus was walking around a castle, and blasted a flying devil. While jumping around collecting gems, a mushroom ran into him, and he took damage. Hocus collected a white potion, and blasted the mushroom with rapid-fire.
by Vintic aka Elliot June 24, 2006
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