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poaching 

when some complete nublet on an FPS like cod4 waits to see red dots on the map then runs there like a madman to wipe out the two or more people fighting because they have decreased each others health easy shit kill for nubs!!!
"oh look red dots run!!!"
"haha poached em both i pwn!!"
no you fucking dont!!poaching is for nubs
poaching by gurner December 15, 2008

poaching 

When a highschool student goes after a person who is in junior high or below. Also known as robbing the cradle.
Mauro: "I was totally poaching my cousin's hot girlfriend"
AJ: "Dude, she in 8th grade and your 17..."
Mauro: "But shes hot"
AJ: "Get a life, at least wait till the graduate..."
Ms. Silva "Both of you guys need to get a life"
poaching by DeadlySnyper May 24, 2009

poaching 

1. The act of asking or looking for underage teens purposely.

2. A cougar asking or looking for a guys younger sibling.
Example 1.

A) "I'm bout to go to the high school and show off my new car today."

B) " Dude, NO POACHING!! Your like twenty-five, what the fuck!

Example 2.

Girl, I'm bout to do some SERIOUS poaching at this man house. All this man HAS is younger brothers.
poaching by Griaule November 26, 2010

poaching 

Dude you ready to go poaching? there's alotta hot girls here tonight lets go scoop em up.
poaching by yan starr September 4, 2011

poaching 

To try and seduce the partner of a friend or colleague in an awkward embarrassing sex pest style
Asking a girl if she has a tissue because you want to cum on her breasts
poaching by dave finnon September 4, 2003

Poaching 

The act of Trolling while breaking the rules of trolling. For example if there is a large hole in the front of the trollers pants, or if he/she is strait up naked sayin "hey whats up, i saw you checkin me out... yeah you. yeeaaaah"
"I was out trolling with Cokk Ramzy when i turned and noticed he wasnt wearing any pants. I immediately exclaimed "DUDE UR POACHING!!"
Poaching by Sinny January 21, 2006