Plurp

Usually referring to the word lurp

A tall lanky person, who can't quite handle him/herself during physical activities, basketball, running etc. White or pale looking and fat. Despite his/her height their gut sticks out to quite an extent and when they show you this gut you will shudder in disgust.

Adam: Omg! look at Brent he's taller than the locker and yet he looks fat. Brent your such a plurp!

Brent: I am not a plurp!

by Baacke December 29, 2007

Plurp

Pleasant restless anticipation.

His last status update was "Plurp", so I guess he's just as excited for the concert tonight as I am.

by Morrighan42 October 17, 2011

Plurping

The sound Mayonnaise makes when mixed with a spoon or knife in the jar.

While making a sandwich John used a knife to scoop mayonnaise out of a jar. The plurping noise as he whipped the mayonnaise made his girlfriend gag.

by Bakked August 3, 2022

Plurp

To orgasm instantly after seeing a person with a buzz cut

I'm gonna plurp if I see that guy again

by TrendySpending March 7, 2024