1) any female who dresses as though she weighs 15-30 lbs. less than she actually does. Frequently sports an exposed roll of non-baby fat overlapping the waist of her pants and/or breasts unintentionally bulging out of bra cups.
2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
I hooked-up with a plumpkin at the mall food court, hoping to gradually sweat the jellyrolls off of her. But once she had a man, rather than getting leaner and hotter, she just got lazier and bought bigger clothes.
by Bachelor boB November 16, 2005
by Mangs May 07, 2006
While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.
by Optimus Prime April 28, 2003
by Elias Tobias May 30, 2018
by gardenstategirl May 14, 2003
Plumpkin is a variation of the more well known term blumpkin. What differentiates a plumpkin from a blumpkin is that the woman performing the oral sex on the man who is taking a shit is morbidly obese, or plump as some would say.
by Demoneque August 08, 2006
The opposite of a blumpkin (a guy recieving a blow-job while taking a shit). This is the female version. The girl gets a pleasurable sensation of being eaten out while taking a shit. This can be messy though, and you'll probably get some shit mixed in there.
by HorneyHarry May 26, 2011