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Plumpkin

1) any female who dresses as though she weighs 15-30 lbs. less than she actually does. Frequently sports an exposed roll of non-baby fat overlapping the waist of her pants and/or breasts unintentionally bulging out of bra cups.

2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
I hooked-up with a plumpkin at the mall food court, hoping to gradually sweat the jellyrolls off of her. But once she had a man, rather than getting leaner and hotter, she just got lazier and bought bigger clothes.
by Bachelor boB July 29, 2008
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plumpkin

A girl giving a guy a blow job while the guy is taking a crap
While in deep constipation, John received a plumpkin from susan.
by Mangs May 16, 2006
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Plumpkin

While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.
I was getting head from some ho and gave her a fat plumpkin.
by Optimus Prime April 28, 2003
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Plumpkin

I saw a plumpkin on my neighbors yard, it weighed 50,000 pounds!
by Elias Tobias June 11, 2018
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Plumpkin

giving a guy a blow job while he's taking a dump
i was taking a crap and my girl walked in a gave me a plumpkin...
by gardenstategirl May 14, 2003
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plumpkin

Plumpkin is a variation of the more well known term blumpkin. What differentiates a plumpkin from a blumpkin is that the woman performing the oral sex on the man who is taking a shit is morbidly obese, or plump as some would say.
That porker gave me some awesome plumpkin this morning.
by Demoneque August 7, 2006
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Plumpkin

The opposite of a blumpkin (a guy recieving a blow-job while taking a shit). This is the female version. The girl gets a pleasurable sensation of being eaten out while taking a shit. This can be messy though, and you'll probably get some shit mixed in there.
Shane gave kels a Plumpkin in the McDanks bathroom.
by HorneyHarry October 3, 2011
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