plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

Plopping

One uncircumcised man takes his extra penis skin and puts it over another circumcised mans penis, when the two men pull apart it makes the plopping sound.

Bro! Me and Jermy made the loudest plop last night when we were plopping together.

by Pan polo October 2, 2017

ploping

Covering one's testicles in pasta sauce and telling people they are meatballs.

Jeff got drunk and was ploping the entire time he was at the party on Friday.

by daman1127 September 19, 2013

Plorin

A short, easily confused, person named Chris who usually plays third string goalie, and has no life outside of homework. Makes random meaningless remarks.

A plorin can be heard saying: "Tomorrow's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!" "Its bloody cold!!" "At least we don't have to write it by hand."

by schroederbate February 5, 2009

ploppington

An elegant poo

What a pleasure one had exercising that ploppington out of ones rear end

by Knowlsey boy April 12, 2017

Porping

When a person, usually of degenerate status, takes a walk by themselves at night and returns with injuries or ripped clothing without an explanation due to being intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated

"Hey, Anthony where's Kyle?"
"Oh they just found him Porping down the street. His pants were all ripped and he doesn't know why."

by J. Manziel June 26, 2016

Plopping kids out

The action of giving birth to a child. It is a word more used for teenagers to describe the body of the small toddler falling out of the mothers vaginal area once the head is out of the cervix. It was first used by Beyoncé in one of her less viewed interviews.

“My mom told me she hated plopping kids out”

“When will Camren plop out kids?”

Plop out=give birth to

by Bluecat June 7, 2019