Ploob

A combination of the popular words pleb and noob, someone who fits the description of both.

"I hung out with Dave the other day. He is a ploob at the most basic of things."

by Vezmer February 2, 2015

Ploob

Noun A personal doob (marijuana joint). Often times contains a splash of tobacco.

After work today I'm going to smoke the fattest ploob.

by treesandbeers February 23, 2015

Ploob

Ploob is the incorrect name of a monster in some dumb fucking starwars show from the 80s

Ploob was shot to death by poob

by your mom is dumb April 1, 2020

Ploob

An affectionate term used towards a significant other.

"You are my lil' ploob, you know that?"...

by Loving Ploob vc December 12, 2008

Ploob

A ploob is a pet cat or a pet dog.

gotta take my ploob for a walk.
the ploob is picky about which cat food we give her.

by reynardLSD November 26, 2017

Ploob

Ploob originates in MI. Its definition is that of Faye. Ploob occurs when two people hate each other so much that they fall in love. Also a dish at gourmet restaurants. Its most common form is as a side dish.

"May I have a side of Ploob with that?"
"I will ploob with you."

by Kelly Travolta February 26, 2005

Ploob Shake

A discrete and gentile vibration, given to a significant other, in order to show affection. The significant other is often referred to as a "ploob". Thus, a "ploob shake". This can often occur with a hug, and as a reminder of love during a stressful time.

"Ploob, I need a ploob shake in order to feel better."

by Loving Ploob vc December 13, 2008