Plinko

A person of complete stupidity and one who probably wears supreme headbands and juul's in class.

Dude Chester is such a PLINKO the guy thinks headbands are cool in 2018.

by John Lasso June 9, 2018

Plinko

any event in a shooting game (usually an FPS) where grenades are thrown. reffering to the *plink plink* sound the grenades make upon contact with solid objects.

player1: damn, he's holed up in the base with an MG!
player2: hahaha come in and get me!!
player1: *throws in a grenade* aaaaand we're playin' Plinko!!
player2: awww shit..
*boom*

by Sgt. Token December 29, 2008

horse plinko

someone you want to torture

used as a term on tumblr

A: "Your mom's a horse plinko."

B: "What the fuck is that"

by MaskedBoii March 30, 2022

River Plinko

When one takes a crap in a moving body of water while facing down stream and the turd "plinkos" off one or both of his/her legs.

Dude, I took a shit wrong in the stream and ended up playing "river plinko."

by lampropeltis311 August 29, 2009

Malaysian Plinko

A lewd oral sex act wherein a male participant is receiving oral sex from a person with a tracheal stoma. When climax is reached, the male receiving oral sex ejaculates deep into mouth of the stoma-oral-sex-giver causing the semen to be released from the tracheal stoma, dribbling down the chest of the stoma-oral-sex-giver a la Plinko.

also see Detroit Sidecar

Dude, I totally got a free BJ last night playing Malaysian Plinko. My load dropped right into her belly button to score the free BJ!

by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013

playing plinko

When you push out a fart and a little piece of poop rolls down your pant leg followed by a leg shake and a turdball rolling away, not to be confused with sharting which is magical surprise diharrea mistaken for a harmless fart.

Last night i drank so much tequila that when i woke up, i had to fart but ended up playing plinko in front of my parents at the breakfast table, and my dog thought it was a whisker biscuit and ate it.

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

mental plinko

Mental Plinko is used to define the path taken by a thought through your mind from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated, topic.

"Sorry I just spaced out there for a second. When you mentioned your car troubles I had a bit of a mental plinko. First I thought of cars, then I thought of those little air fresheners that hang on the mirror, that led me to thinking about smells in general, and then I remembered that horrible fart you ripped off in the cafe the other day."

by EgoAnt November 23, 2004