Platypussy 

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

Platypussy by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

Platypussy 

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.

-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."

Platypussy by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

platypussy 

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries

you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

platypussy by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 2, 2018

platypussy 

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.

OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!

platypussy by dinowhxre August 15, 2020

Platypussy Doctor 

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

Platypussy Doctor by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

platypussy 

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Negro platypussy, git r done?"

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

platypussy by Sneezy Hallow January 10, 2009

platypussy 

a platypussy is a dead animal on a clay dirt road.

C-“OMG!!!! Did y’all just see that platypussy in the road!!!”
M- “OMG! We have to turn around and go look at it.”

platypussy by YoU wAnT sOmE fUk¿ April 25, 2020