Plantar Asciitis

The pain associated by planting one's ass in one place for too long.

"I need to take a break. If I stay at my desk one more minute, I'm gonna get Plantar Asciitis."

by HooverLiketheDam June 4, 2015

pantard

Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'

Hey, pantard, you spilled your mountain dew all over me!

by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007

plantarianism

A diet exclisively consisting of only plant-based products which may include seaweed and artificially synthesized chemicals such as calcium chloride, monosodium glutamate or sodium bicarbonate.

A person or persons focused on the non-consumption of animal products and/or any animal-derived substances.

It can be a prerequisite to veganism although the philosophical burden it entails is between very limited to non-existent.

May also be referred to as strict vegetarianism.

Synonym: dietary veganism

A friend of mine was a flexitarian but has now embraced plantarianism.

Plantarianism is common among environmentalists and dietary vegans.

by Chef Mig C. November 26, 2020

plantar fashionitis

plantar fashionitis - the shoes you are forced to wear (or can no longer wear) due to a diagnosis of plantar fasciitis, a painful inflammation on the sole of your feet.

"Dude - what's up with the Jesus sandals?"

"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!

by chickdamebroad April 28, 2011

Plactard

Plactard meaning a person who is driving their car with their handicapped parking placard on their rear view even though it clearly says in all caps on the bottom of the placard "REMOVE FROM REAR VIEW MIRROR BEFORE DIVING". So if you combine Placard and Retard you get Plactard!

Look at the Plactard driving around with their placard hanging from their rear view mirror.

by Perpetrate September 20, 2012

Plantar Fasciitis

Disease of the foot contracted from working in the garden. Mostly common in those with a green thumb.

Damn this Plantar Fasciitis I contracted from the garden while planting my crops!

by ZumbaChamp April 7, 2010

plantarian

Thrives on a plant based diet.
Another term for vegan.
A plantarian does not eat, use or wear items that contain animal or bee products.
A plantarian does not drink alcohol, smoke or use recreation or pharmaceutical drugs to get high as this would interfere with true self awareness.
This way of living is believed to open unused channels of the mind and body and bring awareness to nature, sharpness of all senses and true self awakening.

I am a plantarian, I don't eat or wear animal products and I am my true self.

by Kathy J March 9, 2019