pls no

When you tell somebody to stop before they make a huge mistake

Player: I will drop this doll into the lava
Guide: pls no

by ExcusemesirWTF March 3, 2019

Pls

Shorthand for please, but nowadays since texting shorthand isn't really used, it has actually become something of a separate entity. It has made it into verbal speech, such as "lol", and is pronounced "plz" or "pluz". In this context, in in and of itself can be used to mean:

"oh please" used to call out one's bullshit.
or
"please no" a subdued beg for mercy, usually from an online roasting.

"I had sex with this really hot girl!"
"Pls"

"Everyone has to learn it by tomorrow. Especially Jason"
Jason:"Pls"

by Dr. Futality August 16, 2017

PL

The act of joining the server PotionLand, Also short for PotionLand.

Friend: can you PL?
me: not right now i'm busy
Friend: can you PL
Friend: can you PL
Friend: can you PL
Friend: can you PL
Friend: can you PL
me: ok fine

by klirPVP October 22, 2019

pls

Pls is a slang word used when something is ultra funny, it is often used with lmao.

Pls lmao

by cindua May 23, 2021

pls

Short for "please", used in email by lazy asshats who put the minimum possible effort into being polite. Usually used in messges demanding something that's trivial for them but a PITA for you.

To all staff: Pls make sure your T.P.S. reports have the proper covers.

by fax4voice3 April 6, 2005

pls

pls = please

more specifically, it's used as an appeal.

Example 1: You think that ghost story is true? pls.

Example 2: Donald Trump is a good president? oh pls.

by @pgoughy June 21, 2020

PLS

Parking Lot Syndrome. When a group of friends stand around in the parking lot talking and chatting after dinner, a movie, or an event. This usually occurs when deciding on what to do next and can last a few minutes. However, it's only considered PLS if it lasts a considerable amount of time.

"Let's get rid of this PLS and decide where to go already! We've been out here in this parking lot for an hour and I wanna do something!"

by makalive45 February 14, 2007