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When you are taking a piss and miraculously you start jizzing out of you ass onto the floor.

This happens to every man at least once in there life it starts from not masterbaiting for at least 2 days so your jizz needs out some way so it shoots out your ass.

This will leave rashes in your ass for about three weeks.

It will hurt to walk and you can prevent this by shoving a tampon up your ass if this happens twice in a day you will die unless you have butt sex with someone in less than an hour.

Will leave you in a bad mood called P.B.S. which means penis blows penis blows shit!
You havent masterbaited for 2 days and you are pissing suddenly a painful leak out of the bottom of your ass you will just fall to the ground screaming ooouuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhh! You have just pizzed.

"Hey man!Whatsup?"
"Don't talk to me im pizzing man"
"owwwwwwe sorry man "
"Everybody run!!!!!!!!Bill's PBSing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
pizz by respectful1 September 15, 2009
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A mixture of jizz and piss when a guy masturbates hard but not hard enough to squirt, and he drinks a lot of water, so he needs to go to the bathroom.
When one masturbates, one must jizz, or else he will have a bad case case of pizz.
pizz by waterboy August 15, 2012
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The art of peeing and jizzing at the same time
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