pitted 

plurar for pit: stuck (in a pit) you frequently get pitted while snowboarding in powder

I got "pitted" in the meadow!

pitted by hans mon October 15, 2009

Pitted 

verb: the combination of peeing and shitting.

Shoot, I just pitted my pants.

Pitted by ratstail44345879 September 30, 2008

pitted 

To have sex, get high, and get drunk in the same night and have a great time.

This weekend, im about to get soo pitted. Im gonna go drink, and smoke an L with my boys, then fuck some bitch real hard.

pitted by DonnyHuntNovak January 5, 2008

Pitted 

Someone who is under the influence of marijuana trying to pit maneuver another vehicle off the road; or just high as a kite in general.

Did you see that guy almost run that car off the road? "Yeah he must be pitted out of his mind"

Pitted by RuffWood August 12, 2015

pitted 

a way of dying in surfing as surfers would say but really its when your so completely oblivious to life you surf over any other sport

wait....

i mean when your gay

Normal person: "Hey evan want to get pitted?"

Evan(Aka surfer bro):"Fuck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!"

pitted by Esc Silly MisterMgoo August 5, 2010

Pitted 

An adjective for a woman whose uterus has been removed.

Guy 1: Bro what if she gets pregnant?
Guy 2: She’s pitted bro, I don’t gotta worry about no baby.

Pitted by UbanQueen September 24, 2019

Pitted 

To ramble about off-topic subjects during sales calls, offering vague answers that require others to jump in and frieburger the situation before it gets out of hand.

"Man, I just wanted an answer, but that guy pitted me for about 10 minutes."

Pitted by Dick Editor December 9, 2008