Pissticated

To be supremely pissed to where you almost have no control but you can still laugh about stuff even if its someones brains on the floor. Close to meniacal

Man my girl got me all pissticated.

by chocolate bear 614 February 25, 2010

Ponstipated

Constipation but you can’t pee

Ahh dude I am so ponstipated I can’t even pee

by Word man to the rescue November 16, 2019

Peestipated

When you really need to pee, but coocfuzz prevents you from doing so.

Person one: Babe I really need help
Person two: are you peestipated again?
Person one: yes, the coocfuzz is really getting to me.

by coocfuzzlover32 April 13, 2023

Peestipated

When you have to go pee but you held it in for song long that it's hard to get it out. And you may have to push on your bladder.

Math class was so long that I got fucking peestipated.

by jahina December 1, 2017

pissitated

pissy + irritated = pissitated

Feeling very pissitated

by tj1234* October 11, 2012

Pastapated

That heavy gut feeling that follows eating pasta.

Wishing you could take a crap to reduce the girth of your abdominal area, hours after eating pasta...you are "pastapated".

by Lola Rosa April 1, 2017

Peestipated

When you have pee really badly but it won’t come out.

I went to the bathroom and I was Peestipated

by Annoyingish September 24, 2019