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pistachio

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).
"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."
by shabazzier January 5, 2017
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skin piston

A person that has sex in return for a Happy Meal.
She proposed the skin piston with a burger, fry, and a small drink.
by Ronbo1977 October 12, 2011
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mr pisani

a very creepy VAMPIRE guy who loves panini and sucks the blood of middle school children. he has very dark eyes that will erase your soul
did you hear of the new sub mr pisani? people say he's a vampire..
by dannygreff March 1, 2020
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pisanthrophobia

Pisanthrophobia Fear of trusting people due to past experiences with relationships gone bad.
Pisanthrophobia I can't trust her anymore because of what happened before.
by Dqnielle June 18, 2017
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pishang

This word is used when you are so bored don't know what to do.
I'm really pishang right now.
by ngong January 11, 2014
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The Dutch Piston

Not to be confused with the heterosexual Dutch Rudder The Dutch Piston is delivered in two methods beginning with the Four Stroke Method: It begins with two men placing the ends of their penises together while gripping losely on their foreskins. The two uncontrollably begin rolling their foreskins over the adjacent penis in an alternating fashion. Thus creating a pleasurable piston like motion.

The Two stroke Method: “This method is similar to the Four Stroke Method.” It is accomplished when one man rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis while in a stationary position. The inconsiderate stationary man most likely has both hands on his lower back, knees slightly bent and has a large enthusiastic grin on his selfish face.
The two methods are calculated in RPMs not unlike a piston in an engine. RPMs in this case are defined as, “Rolls Per Minute. Although the Two Stroke method is unscientifically rated for higher RPMs, the Four Stroke Method is and always will be beneficial for both parties.

First Used in a sentence: Year 2017. Origins unknown but, most likely common at Antifa gatherings and historically between Spartan man couples as a last chance of ecstasy before dying in war. They were into all kinds of weird shit.
What began as a surprise party at a local hotel dining room was swiftly interrupted when two men where caught engaging in The Dutch Piston behind the coat check counter. Both men with intense focus and enthusiasm did not disengage until the Police arrived. Surprise!
by Breakfast at Denny’s November 29, 2017
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Pistiando

what mexicans, chicanos, latinos, vatos, eses, call "drinking" usually beer but can also be applied to hard liquor like tequila or mixed drinks like a chelada or a margarita, but usually just beer.

calo slang for drinking
quieres Ir a pistiar holmes?" "simon ese ive been pistiando all day
by Spider Bambony June 20, 2011
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