pussyitis

When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.

Player one Now that James is hurt will Pinkle play fullback?
Player 2 No he went out with a blister.
Player 1 O he must have a case of pussyitis.

by JC January 11, 2004

pussyitus

When you make up injurys so you dont have to do anything....

I have a headache so i cant run..
wow you have pussyitus sound familiar

by kakillala April 8, 2008

Pussitus

One who suffers from a chronic disorder that doesnt allow you to do jackshit. Usually a disease for a huge pussy with no reason to live.

Aaron: Hey, you wanna go do some shenanigans?
Ben: Nah dude i gotta sit this one out, my great aunt is dying
David: Dont worry aaron, Ben suffers from chronic pussitus

by blew2 December 18, 2010

pussyitus

Being a soft ass bitch, and not having a pair.

David Keegan had pussyitus because he didn't go out for football

by KingKind August 15, 2015

pussyitis

when someone gets sand in their eye and goes to the ER

"Ben got sand in his eye while bodysurfing and went to the hospital in nantucket and got diagnosed with big ass case of pussyitis"

by Eric (gay) June 4, 2005

pussyitis

the result of a rare disease in males know to man as crooked jaw . commonly caused by excessive praying and wheghtlifting, but most apperent in subjects who look like trolls the best known cure for this disease is to grow SOME FUCKING NUTS and stop taking it up the butt.

holy shit look at that crooked jaw, the poor son of a bitch must have pussyitits.

by anonymous January 8, 2004

Pussyitis

Getting or Feeling sick after crying or being too much of a bitch. The final stage before getting on your shit

Damn bro I’ve been crying all day and now I think I got pussyitis

by Swinny4 December 13, 2019