pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.

Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.

by Kluster February 8, 2007

Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 26, 2005

Pissmonk

A chipmunk which has suffered the drenching of human urination and has thus become a religious symbol.

"Dear lord Pissmonk, bless our family with urinary health."

or

"Lord sufferin' dyin' Pissmonk! You scared the piss outa me!"

by Pissmunkforeskin June 10, 2023

Pusmonkey

Somebody who is dominated by a female and is always carpet munching.

Chrona was such a pusmonkey his girlfriend told him he couldn't play sports because he sucks.

by pusmonkeyowner January 15, 2010

sonbitch pilemonkeynuts

a person who is annoying the shit outta you.

If them sonbitch pilemonkeynuts cheerleaders dont shut up, ima bust a cap in they ass.

by Lakeisha Meisha October 26, 2003

mexican pigmonkey

a pretzel with chese and salsa , with some banana slices .

( ah this is some good mexican pigmonkey )

by bean burritoe <3 March 6, 2010

Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey

Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck

by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021