Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissflaps

Vaginal lips or labia.

When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.

by Jus January 10, 2003

Pissflask

While pissing, you hold the tip of your bellend so it fills up.

Hey bro, are there any toilets in this place?
Mate, just pissflask.

by PISSFLASKED November 8, 2019

sweaty pissflaps

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.

a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*

by lordblunkey March 5, 2005

pissflapper

a pseudonym for a vagina, specifically, the labia

Theresa, after years of promiscuous sex, had quite a beefy pissflapper

by Gushue November 26, 2006

pissface

An outspoken negative person who posts on internet forums under the misguided impression that people care about what they have to say. A pissface usually considers themself to be very important, but are generally mocked by those around them, including by friends and possibly even family.

A pissface is able to divert the course of a thread from happy and cheerful, to argumentative and angry by posting an inane and stupid comment that takes offense at an innocuous comment made by another poster.

On occassion, a thread moderator is a pissface, which usually leads to unnecessary wrangling of innocent and inoffensive posts made by others under the umbrella of "I thought that the post conflicted with the forum's rules". This is almost always a lie that the pissface states, to further cement their perceived power and self-importance. This leads to behind-the-back mocking by other wranglers, as they struggle to see how such a negative idiot could continue to be let away with the same antisocial behaviour time and time again.

You really suck all of the fun out of this forum,pissface.

or

Bob: "You wanna go online and abuse the pissface?"

Tim: "Yeah fuck yeah".

by Dr Tom December 28, 2005

pissflavouredkoolaid

Coolest mf ever.

Person 1- “Did you hear about that rlly cool person pissflavouredkoolaid???”
Person 2- “Ofc shes so cool!!!”

by Erin the coolest B) April 24, 2021