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ass pillager

One who engages in anal sex. Generally used to describe homosexual sex where one partner sticks his penis deep into the other's rectum as if looking for pirate treasure. Also see ass pirate.
I know he's an ass pillager, but he has a good eye for the straight guy!.
by Isaac Fontaine December 8, 2003
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pillage your village

1. Yarr could i pillage your village

2. dude i totally pillaged jessica's village today
by wassup wassup October 5, 2007
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'pillared

(cater)pillared; the act of transforming into a noble and celestial space caterpillar, most likely due to the presence of Space Jesus or psychoactive chemicals.
Yo, that secret Space Jeezey set had me 'pillared af, fam.

Omg im totally trying to pillar tonight, we gotta find the K...

Dude look at that guy he's pillaring .
by anonymous May 15, 2018
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Pillagersexual

A sexual attraction to pillagers
Nova: Bro Pillagers in minecraft are so hot I wanna fuck them
Truly: I think you’re Pillagersexual
by 0nxva0 June 3, 2021
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Pillayed

To get Pillayed is to get your belongings taken by Mr Pillay with his shiny malteser head at NSBHS often followed by the quote, "He just got pillayed"
James: Ryan just got Pillayed
Austin: Sad life...
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Pillared

A probe of one's digestive tract using a wax product of the same name.
Did you just see Mary get Pillared? That was off the hook!
by SupaLeetUrbanKewlGye August 12, 2004
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im gonna pillage ya butt

a common phrase which has sprung up in the sacramento region and has also spread to southern washington,which is always said with an australian accent.meaning to anally rape the person to whom its directed towards.It is believed that this phrase originated in sacramento when two friends were possibly under the influence in mid to late 2007
Mr. Montgomery said to his dear old pal Mr. Hanson "sir im gonna pillage ya butt and your gonna like it!"
and Mr. Hansons reply to Mr. Montgomery was "Nay, i shall love it!"
by Dylan Hanson February 10, 2008
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