by Rattlegoat September 17, 2021

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by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

Everything and anything, and yet it can be nothing. It's the air we breathe, the salt in the ocean, the spokes of a bike tire, everything, everything you can possibly imagine, is Pilk.
Guy 1: "awh dude i just caught a sick wave but got all the salt water in my mouth"
Guy 2: "you mean Pilk water"
Guy 1: "what? Pilk water?"
Guy 2: "yeah Pilk, it's in everything, it is everything"
Guy 1: " Wow! i never looked at it that way! everything is Pilk!
im gonna go surf on some gnarly Pilk water!"
Guy 2: "you mean Pilk water"
Guy 1: "what? Pilk water?"
Guy 2: "yeah Pilk, it's in everything, it is everything"
Guy 1: " Wow! i never looked at it that way! everything is Pilk!
im gonna go surf on some gnarly Pilk water!"
by Baby Farx Mageezax January 2, 2011

The act of taking a self shot picture... of yourself... in an environment with a face of displeasure/Sadness.
the name "Pilking" comes from the name "Karl Pilkington" made famous by the show "An Idiot Abroad"
a show in which he commonly shows displeasure in his adventures around the globe.
the name "Pilking" comes from the name "Karl Pilkington" made famous by the show "An Idiot Abroad"
a show in which he commonly shows displeasure in his adventures around the globe.
by Benarmy August 27, 2012

by bigdaddynat1234567 May 1, 2021
