piffle

is a French whistle. Not unlike a penny whistle but smaller.

During the recent demonstrations on the streets of Paris, many a piffle could be heard up and down the Champs Elysee.

by Bison Jack September 24, 2013

piffle

the sound when you step in poo

ehh did you hear that piffle? totally gross

by courtney&bridget April 6, 2009

Piffle

Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

"Did see Debbie's status update on facebook the other day?"

"Yeah, don't people talk a load of piffle"

by BFREASH February 18, 2010

PIFFLE

a word to call ur close friends

girl: ur my PIFFLE
guy: aww thanks ur my g to

by sillyBOII December 16, 2019

Piffle

An exclamation of anger or another extreme emotion. A cry to the likes and meaning of 'DAMN IT!'

'PIFFLE!' he shouted as he found the door open and his car keys gone.

by Mik March 11, 2003

Piffle!!

Piffle!! is an expression when something that is clearly incorrect, or wrong. Common use is during a baseball game, where the umpire clearly makes the wrong call. Balls and Strikes can't be argued but no one can refute "Piffle"!

(Yelling) Oh Piffle!! (then whispering) I never heard (or saw) the like! That was a strike (ball). Jesus Mary and Joseph my blind grandmother could call this game better than him.

by DexterDude February 19, 2019

Piffle

A piffle is an amount of a substance such as jelly or cream.
2 piffles is one plop and 2 plops is one dollop.
Therefore, 4 piffles is one dollop.

3 dollops is one ladle and 3 ladles is one cauldron.
6 plops is one ladle and 12 piffles is one ladle.
18 plops is one cauldron, 36 piffles is one cauldron and 9 dollops is one cauldron.

Person 1: Can I have a dollop of cream on the side?

Person 2: So 4 piffles?

Person 1: Yeah

by dollopman November 13, 2011