punologist

A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.

Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?

by The Occupant February 28, 2008

prickologist

A gentleman who has elite skill in prickology. Most often a scholar from an Ivy League school. He’s a total dickheaded prick to everyone down to his mother. Never to be bothered and always telling others to fk off.

Look over there! It’s that asshole Carlton! Mannn, he’s a true prickologist. He earned it tho, 7 years and 600k in student loans and credit card debt. That angry prick thinks he owns the world. He just told Leroy to shine his shoes! Noway!!

by Richard Looong March 14, 2018

Pibbologist

a studier of Pibbism, also known as drinkers of Pibb.
The mastery of Pibbism requires one to travel to the nearest Chipotle to acquire the sanctified beverage.

When I grow up my son said he wanted to be a Pibbologist. I could not have been prouder...

by Not Kinan September 9, 2020

Penologist

The study of penises

Randy studied many years to become a penologist

by Deebo Duvall November 13, 2019

philologist

pronounced {fi-lol-uh-jist}, from the root word Dr. Phil*
noun
- a specialist in philology
- a person who does not listen to or understand the problems or situation at hand, but thinks they know exactly how to remedy them. They will rudely offer their advice in the form of cliché, pop-psychology sound bites and blanketed, one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter solutions.
- inexperienced author of contemporary self-help books

*Dr. Phil is a TV show hosted by a loud-mouthed, balding Phil McGraw, PhD, in which he cycles through topics and guests, superficially highlighting their struggles and offering quick-fix, psychobabble advice like "Get real."

Female 1: My kid was hollering for a toy at Target yesterday, and as I was fixin' to whoop him, the lady behind me in line tells me that I shouldn't spank my kids because it will emotionally scar them for life.

Female 2: Another philologist at work, handing out lame-duck advice. What did she expect you to do, give the kid a time out??? I bet she doesn't even have kids!

by mistresskeke June 6, 2013

philologist

fi-lol-uh-jist

noun.

a young Korean-Argentinian woman that studies the oral and written linguistics of Jeremy.

Eli's spirited cognition, comparative analytics, and compassionate textual criticism has distinguished her as one of the great philologists of our time.

by cursiv March 28, 2019

Peologist

The doctor who checks your PP

Luke is going to the Peologist in June because he's too insecure about his size

by Pewkserkiplier January 26, 2023