Pickleweezle

When you sneeze, cough, fart, and pee on yourself a little, all at the same time.

"Aahhchoo!$&@$%^#£!... Oops"

God bless you! Did you just pickleweezle?!

by Bomechelle December 29, 2013

Pickled Hard

What happens to the male reproductive organ after being not used for sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.

It's been like ten days since I've gotten any, my wiener is pickled hard.

by Momma VC December 13, 2010

''pickled to feck''

really incredibley wasted.
where the person is on the verge of passing out.

parrelectation.

im ''pickled to feck'' you fat bastard

by Becca, Lauren, Rob, Alice. January 2, 2009

Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

pickleding

a joke for when someone doesn't tell you your middle name...

him: whats your middle name?
her: i'm not telling you
him: then it'll be pickleding

by sussyamogus12345 May 11, 2023

Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

pickleweasel

a funny word, according to michael kelso on that 70s show. also a good name for a hamster.

hey guys, you know whats a funny word? Pickleweasel!

My hamster is named Pickleweasel.

by paulmccartneyfanclub October 13, 2009