Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.

1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.

by Spitting image June 11, 2018

White picket fence

It represents the beautiful middle-class suburban life

Im a white picket fence bitch, you are on the bench bitch.

by Handle cant be blank my ass December 10, 2021

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.

She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!

by Meghan April 6, 2004

Picket Fence

Another name for the proposed ‘Boder Wall’ between the US and Mexico.

If (or when) the proposed ‘Border Wall’ is built... it will be more of a PICKET FENCE; because of all the protests and picketing!

by Major Thomas Randle March 18, 2019

picket fence

A sexual fivesome, similar to a London Bridge (two dudes tappin two chicks doggystyle while those hos makeout) with the addition of a third man between the women, who simultaneously receives a blowjob and assplay.

shit dude i was middle post in a picket fence one time and hoo boy we were high fivin all UP IN that bitch

by the most mythical of reindeer January 10, 2007