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phorgasm

Mix between the words phone and orgasm.
When someones phone vibrates (usually their pocket or bra) and causes them to have a mini orgasm from the vibrations. Symptoms include sharp gasps, short of breath, moaning, and jumping out of there seats.
Sarah:"....and after that i *GASP*
Bob: Are you okay?????
Sarah: yeah just my mom calling
Bob: Maybe you should put your phone in a place were you're less likely to have a phorgasm.
by supppppppppppppppppppp December 17, 2010
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photo-op feminism

Photo-op feminism is a brand (off-brand?) of the real thing where a poser will do or say anything (especially in front of a television camera) to get herself (okay, sometimes even men do it too) seen or heard as a hero to women everywhere. The more unreal the claim, the more outrageous the behavior.
When Sarah Palin winks at the camera she's teaching us all we need to know about photo-op feminism.
by paulpaxman October 30, 2009
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photobesity

When a person looks way more overweight in a photo than in real-life, and not just in a 'the camera adds ten pounds' way. Not even the most flattering of clothing can offset the condition, and subsequently the induvidual avoids being in photos, or stands behind others in a group picture. This condition usually strikes females.
Sara: I saw that picture of you at Dawns' party on her Facebook page. Your rack is HUGE!
Mandy: Ugh, I know. I have big boobs anyway, but in pictures they seem to double in size, along with the rest of me. I have such photobesity.
by nurserockstar July 14, 2009
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Photirath

A disgraceful and embarrassing name in the human world. People with this name are considered very energetic, although they lack the modesty, thus making them one of the most biggest dickheads in society.
PHOTIRATH YOU MORON!
by MrTrollXD April 21, 2010
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Photek

Photek is Rupert Parkes (born 1972, St. Albans, England), a Los Angeles based record producer and dj. He joined the drum and bass scene relatively early (his first release was in 1992, a collaboration with Rob Solomon a.k.a. Lexis), and is still one of its most respected players. In the mid-to-late Nineties he was a very active remixer and has also done some soundtrack work, most notably for The Animatrix. His newest album in 6 years: "Form & Function Vol. 2" is set to be released in 2006.
Be sure to check out Photek's new album in 2006 titled: "Form & Function Vol. 2"
by The Master Of All Weapons March 15, 2006
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Photo-nuke

A evolved photo-bomb so heavy, so terrifying, so nerve-wrenching it's not worth seeing.
Jake: Hey Dad, look at this photo

Dad: My "God" is that a, why is there a, I see a

Jake: PHOTO-NUKE

Dad: It's a penis
by TheManlyMan May 2, 2013
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Phoote

A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.

Plural:Phootes or phooties
That phootin phoote fricked everything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!
by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019
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