Phoop 

The sensation or the feeling that you have to poop, but all you have is gas and the feeling relieves after the gas pressure.

I felt like I had to poop so bad, but all I had was gas. So all I did was phoop

Phoop by Breaking wind January 18, 2025

phoon

Too much for zblock

Player 1: You're so bad at holding outside
Player 2: You do it man, that guy (Phoon) bunnyhops to get there before us
Player 1: Just do me a favour and flash him
Player 2: *Throws flash* *3 seconds elapse* *Player 2 dies*

phoon by Sanron April 6, 2017

Phoon

A legendary CS bhopper, hops even better than scripts.

Person 1: Hey man, you bhop like phoon! How do you do that?
Person 2: well... I am phoon.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...really?
Person 2: nah

Phoon by Ça April 30, 2019

phooz 

A a thick ooze-like mixture used to balance the pH level of a plant. Derived from the words pH and ooze.

Bro, did you phooz the plants yesterday?

phooz by TODD WillFindU December 2, 2013

phobophobophobia

A fear of a person with a fear of phobias

I know a guy with phobophobophobia, its really strange

phobophobophobia by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

Phoon

A legendary bhoper from cs:s who was accused of scripting, but his legacy lives on.

Bro I just hit a sick hop, I am phoon right now.

Phoon by Koistopher June 3, 2018

Phood

Food for elite people.

Anything unhealthy. Pizza is a popular source of phood.

Phood by Bryl0r December 29, 2004