phoof

When you get the wool pulled over your eyes or you have been bamboozled. Used when someone tries to trick you or get you to believe nonsense.

My ex called to ask if she can come through to use my charger because hers broke.
Phoof, she just called me to get some dick stop trying to beat around the bush.

by Lil Slope March 31, 2019

phoon

Too much for zblock

Player 1: You're so bad at holding outside
Player 2: You do it man, that guy (Phoon) bunnyhops to get there before us
Player 1: Just do me a favour and flash him
Player 2: *Throws flash* *3 seconds elapse* *Player 2 dies*

by Sanron April 6, 2017

phorofor

1) Same as 404
2) To be removed from a professional team without your consent due to relationship issues.

1) The page phorofor'd.
2) I just got phorofor'd yesterday, what a bummer.

by gatdong July 3, 2016

Phoon

A legendary CS bhopper, hops even better than scripts.

Person 1: Hey man, you bhop like phoon! How do you do that?
Person 2: well... I am phoon.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...really?
Person 2: nah

by Ça April 30, 2019

Schlond poofa

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)

“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018

phooz

A a thick ooze-like mixture used to balance the pH level of a plant. Derived from the words pH and ooze.

Bro, did you phooz the plants yesterday?

by TODD WillFindU December 2, 2013

Phoon

A legendary bhoper from cs:s who was accused of scripting, but his legacy lives on.

Bro I just hit a sick hop, I am phoon right now.

by Koistopher June 3, 2018