phony

Anyone who takes the effort to look or act differently than they normally would to impress others. Usually very embarrassing to watch, though entertaining if it is someone you don't like. Almost always obvious.

1. You ought to go to a boy's school sometimes. Try it sometime. It's full of phonies, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to be able to buy a goddam Cadillac some day, and you have to keep making believe you give a damn if the football team loses, and all you do is talk about girls and liquor and sex all day, and everybody sticks together in these dirty little goddam cliques. The guys that are on the basketball team stick together, the goddam intellectuals stick together, the guys that play bridge stick together. Even the guys that belong to the goddam Book-of-the-Month Club stick together.

2. "Fuck. I fucking hate them fucking shitty ass phonies. Fuck them all."
"Shut up, phony."

by clockwrist April 24, 2008

Phony

Somebody who pretends to be something else. It's like a bad actor.

Jerry: Use it in a sentence.

Mike: Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony. (to Kramer) Why'd you tell him?!?

by ALKOHOL January 18, 2004

Phony Tail

When a balding man, pretends to have enough hair to pull back into a pony tail.

That guy is practically bald but he's got the four strands on the back of his head pulled back into a phony tail.

by ctfishman December 24, 2009

phony-tail

A woman's ponytail that is entirely made up of weave or extensions.

Everyone can tell that's a phony-tail she's sporting. Yesterday she was damn near bald headed.

by DA GEMINI February 1, 2010

Phony Tony

A non-Italian acting and dressing like an Italian

YO Dave, I see you're wearing your Phony Tony shirt. Are you going clubbing?

by McNik November 2, 2012

Poonyatang

A vagina that is very tight and does the job of providing good sex for the man who fucks it.

Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.

by CCRfromAFFY May 21, 2010

poonyaporn

the act of being strange in several ways and then describing your spazzes as 'asian'.

that girl is such a poonyaporn! and I love her!

by swizzlestick21 March 14, 2009