phoner

When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.

"Woah! Sorry, I got a phoner"

by leo noel January 3, 2006

phoner

When you have your phone in your pocket and gives it the appearance of a boner.

Dude, at the dance last night she totally grinded my phoner.

by XxBigDaddyxX April 26, 2010

phoner

A chemically induced erection.

I thought he was for real, but then I saw the Viagra box in his trash can. I should have known it was a phoner.

by phonerqueen June 16, 2010

phoner

The convenient placement of a nokia 3310 in the trousers to simulate a semi-erect penis... excellent!!!!!

"check that gimp, he's obviously just got a phoner"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd October 2, 2003

phoner

When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.

"Hey, awnser your phoner. Your ring is really annoying."

by leonoel December 26, 2005

phoner

The bulge in a male's pants caused by his cell phone, sometimes mistaken for a boner.

Is that guy excited? Oh he just has a phoner.

by drewl17 June 2, 2008

Phoner

A bulge in one's pants that is created by a cellular device located in the pocket of said pants.

John had a rather large phoner after forcing an iPhone into his skinny jeans.

by 1011061 September 30, 2012