Fred Phelps

Charming Middle American country gentleman who lives with his family in a nice big house/church and preaches hatred of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, liberals, most of America and pretty much most of the planet. For some esoteric reason only his relatives want to stay in the church, and you have to be a member to marry a member, which keeps their straight teeth fluoridated and their fingers on their banjos. Fred has at least one 69 session with Satan every night, and hopes that if he does it well enough long enough he'll get his soul back. Ya gadda have faith.

That's Fred Phelps. No liberals, no gays, not a shred of what the uninformed call basic human decency, just Fred. Yeeeeee-haaay boah!

This is Fred Phelps speaking. Rumours that Saddam Hussein stole away my significant other are totally unfounded.

by Fearman November 26, 2007

Fred Phelps

A Pastor who has a hatred for homosexuals. He believes that terrorist attacks and other disasters are due to gays/lesbians. He's really stupid and deserves to be thrown off a cliff, for sure.

Wow, Fred Phelps is a big asshole who preaches at my church every night!

by kaydeesaidwhattt February 16, 2009

phlesh

To perform a thorough ass eating; similar to a rim job but much more vigorous. Anal penetration with the tongue is officially optional, but everyone does it eventually.

I would phlesh her so hard my tongue wouldn't work right for a week.

I don't know if I'd offer, but I'd phlesh her if she asked.

Some dude offered to phlesh me at the club last night. I won't lie, I considered it.

by Sally Da Shit Warrior February 19, 2007

Michael Phelps

Half man, half fish

Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record

by 400M October 26, 2008

Going Phelps

Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…

Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?

Guy 1: No man… Coitus.

by iheartoldblum December 17, 2008

Phelpsing

When you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer's legs.

Phelps me like you owe me money!

I phelpsed her so hard, bro!

Mallard of the Thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.

by ChazBono December 24, 2012

Michael Phelps

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.

you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!

by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009