Philmont is a camp run by the Boy Scouts of America in Cimarron, New Mexico. By all accounts, Philmont isn't a typical "summer camp".
For anywhere between one week to two, you spend backpacking (with a fifty pound pack) with your troop up and down treacherous mountains that the average person would break down and cry upon seeing. Switchbacks are so common, that by the end of your stay there, you walk up hills in a switchback fashion, with all of your friends looking at you like you are from some different planet.
Philmont treks have been known to go above 100+ miles, which first time troops are encouraged not to take, because of the level of difficult it is set at (Legendary). In fact, many workers smile when a first time troop picks "Normal" difficulty.
Problems on the trail include dehydration, diarrhea, blisters, broken bones, fist fights over who should do the dishes, bear attacks, leaving somebody up in the bear bag, testicular elephantiasis, thunderstorms, broken water filtration systems, and lost weight.
Mount Baldy, Mount Phillips, and the Tooth of Time are popular obstacles troops overcome easily.
For anywhere between one week to two, you spend backpacking (with a fifty pound pack) with your troop up and down treacherous mountains that the average person would break down and cry upon seeing. Switchbacks are so common, that by the end of your stay there, you walk up hills in a switchback fashion, with all of your friends looking at you like you are from some different planet.
Philmont treks have been known to go above 100+ miles, which first time troops are encouraged not to take, because of the level of difficult it is set at (Legendary). In fact, many workers smile when a first time troop picks "Normal" difficulty.
Problems on the trail include dehydration, diarrhea, blisters, broken bones, fist fights over who should do the dishes, bear attacks, leaving somebody up in the bear bag, testicular elephantiasis, thunderstorms, broken water filtration systems, and lost weight.
Mount Baldy, Mount Phillips, and the Tooth of Time are popular obstacles troops overcome easily.
Dude: So yer goin' to Philmont?
Wide-eyed scout: Yessir! It's gonna be awesome!
Dude: It was awesome fer me eggsept I got inta fist fight wit my friend over the dishes.
Wide-eyed scout: Yessir! It's gonna be awesome!
Dude: It was awesome fer me eggsept I got inta fist fight wit my friend over the dishes.
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A once prosperous town, the mills are shadows of their former selves.
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The finest heroin can be found here being dealt by crack addicted pregnant teens selling their mouths for the next fix from their supplier.
The streets flow with wanna be gangstas from NYC hiding out cause they commited some horrible act in NYC.
There is one dentist, don’t know how he is in business, as mouth care is a definite problem.
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A once prosperous town, the mills are shadows of their former selves.
They now house the crack addicted heroin users that suck dick for any drug they can get their hands on.
A two store town suited to the residents, a Cumbies, and Family Dollar for those who would rather walk than get a job, and wheels.
The finest heroin can be found here being dealt by crack addicted pregnant teens selling their mouths for the next fix from their supplier.
The streets flow with wanna be gangstas from NYC hiding out cause they commited some horrible act in NYC.
There is one dentist, don’t know how he is in business, as mouth care is a definite problem.
Avoid at all costs.
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Did you find that place with the drugs, and pregnant teen wanna be porn stars?
Oh you mean Philmont, yeah I went there.
Did you find that place with the drugs, and pregnant teen wanna be porn stars?
Oh you mean Philmont, yeah I went there.
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Gen z Boy scout: which was the most dangerous journey you ever took? Gen x dad in the scouts: it was July 8 1983 when we went to philmont scout ranch……………………
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