Pillsbury

Handle given to particularly large, violent males when described in relation to their significant other.

"I didn't remember her name, but I know her boyfriend is a total pillsbury, and he'd probably sunset flip my head right off"
"It began with an 'S', and yeah he would"

by Splayt September 23, 2005

pillsbury

To poke or prod another individual's gut with an extended index finger, after which the victim is expected to emit a high pitched "tee-hee."

I began to pillsbury your mother like she had a whole tray of crescent rolls in the oven.

by Poetus the Foetus May 16, 2008

Pillsbury Fruitcup

The act of using various fruits all at the same time to pleasure yourself or another person passionately. All holes of the body must be filled.

Dude, I just gave myself a pillsbury fruitcup!
No way man, I thought that wasn't possible!
Well it is, I just filled all of my bodily holes with fruit!
Wow, I have so much more respect for you now...
Lets go give your girlfriend a pillsbury fruitcup now!
Fuck yes! But, wait, can we use a pineapple?
Yeah, and don't forget the pomegranites!

by The Master Of All Things Fruit September 25, 2010

Pillsbury Dough Skank

A pale person, whose body resembles that of unbaked sugar cookie dough, that wears revealing clothing

"That Pillsbury Dough Skank needs to put some damn clothes on"

by Luki Li December 9, 2008

PILLSBURY SLAP

The act of gently slapping the labia when attempting to arouse and stimulate a female, creating the sound of slapping dough.

Matthew liked to use the PILLSBURY SLAP to get Sunny excited and ready for some fun!!!

by Sunnyflower5 July 19, 2016

Pillsbury Doughgirl

That one friend in your group who's this cute, innocent Babyface. She requires special attention, like the kind you give to infants. And oh, did i mention she's super chubby and cuddly??

A: where's the Pillsbury Doughgirl?
B: at the chemistry lab, i guess...
A: *sigh*

by Accidentallyaugusta June 3, 2019

pillsbury

Money. Pillsbury makes products necessary for making dough, and dough is another term for money. Hence, Pillsbury.

Daddy, why are you going to work?

Gotta make that pillsbury, son.

by grantaclause July 31, 2006