Pheasant 

A fallaciousness female with the tendency to rob someone of their change directly after sexual contact with aforementioned individual.

You just got jacked by that cum guzzling pheasant

Pheasant by distinguished old gentlemen December 13, 2010

Pheasant 

The definition of a dirtbag airman. Always late, never works when he finally makes it in at 1000, and then leaves the office for an appointment at 1400. Often known to fail PT tests and loves eating Kit-Kats. Hobbies include playing WoW and eating food.

"Stop being such a Pheasant"

"I missed that appointment yesterday, I probably look like such a Pheasant"

"My wife left me because I gained 50lbs and was fired, damn I pulled a Pheasant."

Pheasant by lulszilla October 8, 2008

Pheasant 

1.A Pheasant is possibly the most anoyying animal ever its does my head in!
2.Also a generic insult for people that can't think of a comeback normally followed by another insulting word.

1. Cacaw says the pheasant! Bang says my Gun!

2. Person 1: You are well gay.
Person 2: Well you're a pheasant dick.

Pheasant by Jack Dixon April 18, 2008

pheasant 

a short farm bird consisting of two legs, wings and a tail. it likes to poke at random rectums and sniff them until passing out cold. This bird is sometimes refered to as "Jesse" or "Jesse the flying cat". It likes to befriend random cats on the street and take them home claiming "they are free!" This taking home of the cats is a rare disease refered to as Ilikeadacats-acitis. The only cure for this disease is forcing a feline of his choice to poop upon his face.

"WTF, that pheasant stole my feline freind!"
"I hope i never get Ilikeadacats-acitis!"

pheasant by Compton III January 6, 2006

Pheasant 

Fez(è)nt

Adjective

A person that owns a lower trim truck. Such as- Ford XL/ XL Sport/XL-STX/XLT, Chevrolet WT/LS/LT,

Ram tradesman/express/HFE,

Tundra SR/SR5.

Not to be confused with a Pheasant Bird. Generally a poor person

Bow down to my Limited you pheasants!

Nice cloth seats pheasant.

Pheasant by Tollingdictionary January 25, 2019

Pheasant 

A person so slow/dumb they don't realy get the burns you throw at them, like they don't follow in the conversation.
A slow person.

Steve: I bet you got a handful of names for your own horn mike.
Mike:... what?
Steve: You fucking pheasant Mike.

Pheasant by Fafa01 April 8, 2017

Pheasant 

Poorer than a peasant

Look at pheasant with the Android phone.

Pheasant by Terter74 November 13, 2019