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Phantasy Star Universe

An craptacular "mmo" game. At first glance, its the usual mmo. You fight monsters, level up, etc. But then after a month or two, you'll join the ranks of the PSU regulars. Basically, all they do is sit around on the 4th Floor (name of the game's main lobby), and while sitting there they spam, harass people, scam each other for their items, ocassionally hack each other, and last but not least, engage in online relationships. Oh yes, thats right. Female gamers beware. Every little kid who plays PSU will want to go out with you. Hell, some of the grown men who play it will want to go out with you, regardless of your own age.

Basically, its the shit hold of gaming.
Gamer 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Phantasy Star Universe later tonight? Me and my girlfriend are gonna go to some White Beast S2 runs.

Gamer 2: Hell fucking no. Dude, I play WoW, and even I can talk shit about you for playing PSU. Go find a REAL mmo to play. Shit, Runescape is better than that shit you play. Seriously man, what the fuck?

Gamer 1: You're just jealous because you got scammed on your first day, and all those guys were teabagging you on the 4th Floor.

Gamer 2: Fuck you. At least I'm not married to someone over the internet.
by Omega Hunter 24 April 7, 2009
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Phantasy Star Online

The first online RPG to ever grace home video game consoles. Developed by SEGA's Sonic Team in 1999 for the Sega Dreamcast and later Nintendo's Gamecube and Microsoft's XBOX, the game revolutionized online console play by introducing a chat program across multiple continents and languages as well as having the most addictive gameplay ever seen on a system other than PC's. A sequel entitled Phantasy Star Universe is under developement to be released in 2005.
by Jim T. January 5, 2005
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More addicting that crack, and a place for ugly teenagers to masturbate.
No girl's like me in my real life Ill buy this game and talk shit.And hit on girls and say Im a model, but in real I couldnt get laid in a morgue.
by Ben Dover August 11, 2003
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an online community. kids join this to have kiddie-sex (cyber sex, a pathetic form of masturbation where two people type to each other what they would do to each other if they were mature enough to have real sex, or they're just really sad people/butt-ugly people, who get off to text).
otherwise a place where people can obtain a false popularity by being a sell-out.
I'm just a loser in real life, so I think I'll pick up a copy of PhantasyStarOnline. I can be popular there and everyone will love me.
by LateralProff August 15, 2003
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