Girl 1: "Hey, what you looking at?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Jose is pexting me!"
Girl 1: "How's he looking?"
Girl 2: "Not great..."
Jose: "Aycarumba!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Jose is pexting me!"
Girl 1: "How's he looking?"
Girl 2: "Not great..."
Jose: "Aycarumba!"
by Luscious JBO May 20, 2011

I'm so slutty, that I can't take you to dinner and court you proper. I'm just going to show you my schlong before you even hear the sound of my voice, so here is a pext.
by LongTallMatt December 6, 2011

Mark "When did you find out about the party?"
Joe "I was pexting him after a trip to chipotle and he told me."
Joe "I was pexting him after a trip to chipotle and he told me."
by Mdog91 October 17, 2011

The ER department has implemented pexting so now In an emergency I get the message on my pager and several hours or even a day later I recive the message on my cell phone.
by Sigfried January 9, 2015

by Wildflower95694 October 13, 2016

by roger slate June 16, 2013

The whipped boyfriend really had to pee but his girlfriend had just texted him, so he decided to pext.
by Eiffel Tower 65 May 18, 2009
