Working Up A Penrose

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 7, 2008

Peerosion

The process of moving soil, rocks, and other naturally-occurring solids by peeing on them.

This is all me, man... ten years of peerosion.

by ErikTheRedd August 7, 2009

Petros

Usually a person who likes to be the center of attention but only with his friends. Shy and has a hard time interacting with people he doesn't know and with in new environments. At a younger age he was a mamas boy and a thumbsucker. Generally a good and loyal friend. Has trouble controlling what he says and has no filter in his brain.

petros was weird when i first met him, but i like him now.

by pats fan 99 April 19, 2009

Petros

Petros has a massive dick and is horny whenever he see's a sarah those 2 are meant for each other. He is very shy, especially around new people and new places. He has beautiful brown hair that makes you want to fuck him whenever you go past him. He is perfect.

"I just fucked Petros along with 20 other girls and it was the best time."

by Big big sad March 19, 2019

Petros

Verb; to eat so quickly and enthusiastically that it inspires awe and revulsion, often simultaneously.

Dude! You just Petros’ed that Taco Bell beef burrito supreme!

Wow! The kids are really Petros’ing those Chick-Fil-A nuggets!

by tommydasquirrel October 29, 2020

Pedros

The unofficial nickname of USAF Pararescue.

In Afghanistan, the PJs often get called "Pedros".

by Sam Bradleys November 8, 2010