Petrology

When you have given up on life and need a lame excuse to not jump off a bridge, you study petrology, because who doesn't love to know more about fucking rocks and their compositions??

Bob: "Dude, your wife had sex with your best friend, I joined in too but never mind that, and I caught your children masturbating to monster hentai videos."
John: "Fuck life, Imma go study petrology now."

by I am mature 69 June 29, 2018

petrolium

This is a misspelling of the word petroleum. Some complete assholes get to report you to your boss if you use this spelling.

Suck it Hedigh! misspelling petrolium with "petrolieum" is not a chance for you to mess with my job!

by a51paint September 19, 2013

petrolism

A belief system based on pro petroleum policies and views.

OPEC practices petrolism for its own self-interests.

by jogils May 24, 2009

Petrolithe

When stone and certain rocks melt into a mixture forming Petrolithe.

That petrolithe sure looks rad on that house.

by Dr. Sesimania September 8, 2009

petrolihole

An out of control oil leak under water, about a mile deep in the ocean. Kind of like the recent misfortune of BP.

Wow man, did you hear that BP finally plugged that petrolihole in the Gulf of Mexico? It was spewing oil for over 80 days.

by ElmoFuzzyMoto July 16, 2010

petronio

Francesco's surname. If his surname is Petronio he with no doubt likes to skateboarding, he has a strange love for gondole, nutrie and french fries <3

A: look at this who's skateboarding in valdo! Who's his name?
B: Maleducazione!

A: impossible! It must be Petronio!

by Kikksidnco June 20, 2017

petrolist

someone who pours petrol in his mouth and someone else sticks their genitals in the mans mouth, the tingling feeling the petrol does gives both males an enormous orgasm.

- Gosh Mike! your mouth is all burnt
- I know, I tried to be a petrolist for one day. You should see Harry's genitals.

by GayCock_66 May 8, 2018