Petis

A mixture between God and Thanos. Ladies man. Dog lover. Petis, not penis.

Person 1: Omg is that a petis
Person 2 : yes. That’s a huge petis!
Person1: I wouldn’t mess with Petis

by GordyBoi6969 October 27, 2019

Peti

A small boy called Peter Adams.
See also: Gimp

1) Peti fullfills every woman's sexual desire.

2) In a cave somewhere, under a rock, lives Peti.

by Peter Adams January 06, 2004

Petis

to frighten someone to the point of defication by way of girth and/or vocal ability

"the kid was bunkered, apparently he petised himself"

by greekwannabe December 11, 2004

peti

Whilst participating in anal intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is removed from the anal cavity and shoved into the partner's mouth releasing the said ejaculation. The sudden removal of the penis from the ass, and the even quicker shove into mouth, shows position of authority which in turn arrouses the partner to immediate and legendary climatic orgasm.

Related term: double peti - same concept, but requires two male partipants and one very flexible and open minded female participant.

Did you peti that girl last night?
Yeah - I went straight ass to mouth on that hoe and pulled off the ultimate peti experience.
Wow.
I think I blew her oh-ring out. I had to follow her around with a mop. It looked like someone spilled a five gallon bucket of mayo up in my casa.

by Rudi_Girl January 03, 2007

dirty petie

After smoking weed,and while high a man puts on high heels, fishnet pantyhos, red lipstick, and lights at least 13 candles in a room. Then another man comes in and gets the guy up the butt while wearing all of the above, therefore making a dirty petie

person 1-"Hey, bret how was ur high last night"
person 2-"it was alright until everybody forced me to recieve a dirty petie"
person 1-"Sucks to be you"

by Definitely NOT Petie Hernandez December 09, 2006

Petie List

The list of people you put on your facebook block option so they can't annoy you on Facebook I.M.

I had this girl/guy that won't leave me alone. I had to add them to the Petie List.

by The guy who doesn't know you July 13, 2010

Amer Peti

Amer Peti is an powerful being in the Ballkan Realms capable of finding your mother and doing anomalous activities with her. Beware of his strange Ballkan powers. He also can shape his body to resemble another human being. like ur mom

Amer Peti banged my mom

Amer Peti our god

by Kari i karit October 07, 2022