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poeter

Established on 2/4/09 at a certain pool in PA by a certain funny girl. It means one who writes poems or a poet.
Person 1: Hey I'm a really good Poeter
Person 2: What!?
Person 1: You Know. Someone who writes poems. A poeter is someone who writes poems and a poemetiker is someone who edits them.
by brndnmcmns23 February 8, 2009
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Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
by bravo delta August 19, 2011
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karl petter

karl petter means "a man with a big penis".
when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!
by mortymort October 28, 2013
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petter ass

Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.
When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.
by not mike ditka October 28, 2004
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tiger petter

Someone stupid enough to try to pet the tigers at the zoo.

Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.
That jackass who jumped into the polar bear pool in the Berlin Zoo was lucky to get out alive! That tiger petter should have been ripped to shreds.
by urbpan April 11, 2009
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Horry Petter

I just found this great Horry Petter doll in the 99 Cent Store!
by adfsdfdsafadsf May 14, 2003
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dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.
" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "
by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016
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