peter parker 

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!

Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.

peter parker by World Domination February 9, 2005

Peter Parker 

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"

Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!

Peter Parker by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010

Peter parker 

The cutest cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He loves things like science and is super sweet; he will never say a bad thing about his friends. He is also spider-man and works with tony stark.

Person1:hey have you met that kid,peter parker?
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework

Peter parker by Winter.1917soldier May 3, 2019

Peter parker 

Dust

Peter Parker = dust

Peter parker by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

Peter Parker 

Dickwad

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
“Wassup dickwad”

Peter Parker by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019

Peter Parker 

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon

My phone Peter Parkered and I need to call my boss in five minutes!

Peter Parker by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

peter parker 

a young boy who is also my husband!

person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk

person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is

peter parker by lengstyll March 24, 2022