Pessy

abbreviated form of pessimistic, with a hint of the word "pissy"

Tomorrow night's gonna suck. I can already tell.

Wow, someone's a little pessy.

by eric1237 May 7, 2010

Pessi

Pessi is a overrated penalty merchant from Argentina, don't be surprised if you don't see him, he might be sleeping in the box so don't disturb him

'wow dad who is that, son that is a penalty merchant,'wow dad I can't see him in the game,son that is because he is camping in the box so when he gets the ball he can dive,'dad I would never want to be a fan of Pessi

by Savedbythehighest June 2, 2021

Pessi

PESSI-is the nickname of Lionel Messi who always misses penalties,even when his fans braggs about scoring it is easy af!

lionel PESSI for a reason!

by sarcastic Gentleman September 6, 2016

Pessi

A fraud from Argentina who was exiled from his country. He lived in Spain for about 10 years before being exiled again. He now lives in France and plays in Farmers league. Also known for stealing and missing pens (penalties), he is also known for stealing Ballon d'ors and destroying potential players.

Pessi must be missing Eibar.

by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023

Pessi

Pessi is a nickname for Lionel Messi as he scores most of his goals through penalty kicks

Hey, did you see Pessi' new penalty goal today? That makes 10 penalty kicks in the last 10 games.

by Ayerssx March 17, 2015

Pessi

A player who has an astonishing number of cheerleader fanbois for someone who has not scored against madrid since ronaldo left and fraudulently wins ballon d’ors and golden boot all while walking around the pitch and cannot even do numbers in a farmers league.

Did you see pessi cannot even make a header when the ball is crossed to him?

by AirCR7 December 4, 2021

Pessi

A finished fraud from Argentina,loves statpadding against small clubs and gets 'GOAT' shouts

I have studied hard for my final exam, but when I reached the exam centre in the university of Barcelona, I found out I forgot my pen. Luckily I found a generous guy named Pionel Pessi.He said he made a career out of pens and gave me one. Thank you Pessi.

by Ndjdhdbbs March 21, 2022