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pervana

Pervana

(perv-ôn-uh)

noun
the male transcendent state of mind. An unabashed, uninterrupted in-the-moment mind flow of pure unreciprocated sexual thoughts involving the ladies around him.

The greatest masters of Pervana are said to be of such skill as to sexualize all sensory stimuli from even the elderly, overweight, and disfigured.
Particularly during periods of lesser stimuli, some fledging zen masters of Pervana can be witnessed to close their eyes and exhibiting symptoms of mild Tourette's syndrome with mutterances of the word "giggity".
"The practice of Yoga has since time immemorial been, though not expressly, most certainly solely administered for the sake of the male enlightened few who wish to achieve Pervana.
The "anchor" chakra, through said practice, is trained and maximized.
Modern practitioners will constantly utilize their third eye to scan the yoga room for the best sights. Complex mirror arrangements or the coveted "yoga instructor" position help the Pervana practitioner to utilize his other two eyes without disturbing the environment's flow."
by Phat Phuk May 13, 2017
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Peruanita

an ugly troll-like being.
I went to the movies the other day, and a peruanita walked by me in the dark theater room, nearly scared me half to death.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish February 12, 2014
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PermaNast

Something has been so nasty for so long that even if you cleaned it, it would still be nasty.

Or something just happened that was so nasty, there can be no redemption.
1. I got this old cellphone, and I've cleaned it 4 times, but it still has bad breath smell and is greasy. It's PermaNast.

2. "I was brushing my teeth, and my toothbrush fell into the toilet instant PermaNast"

3. "can I borrow your keyboard? Bro, never mind there are fingernails in between the keys, PermaNasty ass"
by Dutchmaster scott2 October 18, 2016
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pervana

1. In regards to fandom: A state of pure squee, instigated by sensual or sexual material. 2. The highest state of arousal possible while only viewing sexual acts vicariously.
1. The GQ magazine cover with Lea Michelle and Diana Agron was so unexpected, so hot...I achieved pervana.

2. Shyla Stylez, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels...bikinis...soaking wet...making out and fondling each other: pervana.
by XavierZane October 22, 2010
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perhana

PERHANAN SVEDU
by ihuvuv June 18, 2017
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PERMANAND

Permanand is a hindi name...param meaning heighest and anand means bliss...so permanand means heighest bliss
permanand...heighest bliss
by peram February 8, 2010
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peruanita

perunita is an overall hot, young, and sexy peruana. She also usually has a boriqua or catracho that are most commonly boyfriends.
That peruanita is hella fine!


The little peruanita is from Callao.
by dasexiestperuana u'll evr meet December 29, 2008
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