Ptarded

Verb - similiar to being retarded but thinks with their penis... hence the ptardedness. retarded dumb ass jtorched jneen midgets clowns jocks

Getting head from that skanky ho was really ptarded of you.

by ssatanica April 8, 2009

petarded

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

permatarded

the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.

Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.

by b.chan March 12, 2008

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

perturbed

(adj.) to be utterly and completely annoyed, angst-ridden, and disgusted; may also lead to abnormal agression

Kelly and Stepanie were quite perturbed when their pet camel would not do as they said, causing Stephanie, an animal lover, to strike the camel in the thigh.

by Emily F September 27, 2005

Petarded

As retarded as a Peter.

I swear gregs F**king petarded!

by petabread/petard July 3, 2008