permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.

Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.

by super adam January 15, 2010

permastone

When someone consumes enough THC, usually through the smoking of copious amounts of hash oil over a prolonged period of time, it is possible to achieve a state of "permanent stoned-ness" whereby the subject is stoned for the rest of their lives.

Jim smoked 2kg of hash oil through his vaporizer in a week, its the first time i've heard of someone getting a permastone.

by Skreite June 29, 2008

permashot

When someone calls permashot in a car, then they have shotgun (front seat) at all times while riding in that car.

David, you can't ride up front because Jared has permashot.

by Rachel and Darren December 19, 2008

Permaboner

an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.

"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away

by giiiirrl please January 20, 2011

Permawhoredom

When you perform a sexual act so horrendous that even if you never have sex again you will be considered a whore for life

"Did you hear Rachel had sex with Tyler then immediately after had sex with his brother? Yeah, she's achieved Permawhoredom"

by dropfret July 5, 2012

permashame

the stigma attached to a person after a public humiliation, from which recovery will be very difficult

"He wet himself in the middle of school and there was no way of hiding it - oh God, the permashame!"
"He dropped the ball in extra time and cost his team the grand final - instant permashame! He'll have to win them another three grand finals to get away from that."
"Dave's permashamed now, ever since he left his lapel mic on while poopsterbating. Not even his Grandma makes eye contact with him now."

by chickenLicker69 November 24, 2015

permahoe

An adjective used to describe a chick who is always being a bitch.

Shayna is a permahoe. She always is mean to people and then she wonders why nobody likes her!

by Cooki Monstr November 28, 2007