Permalinking

Engaging in permanent sexual intercourse and being unable to escape said activity.

Dude, me and this hot babe are permalinking this weekend so i can't come over.

by Pro_Permalinker April 22, 2013

permasingle

The state of being single "forever". Applies both to those who simply can't seem to be able to find someone to be with (involuntary permasingles) and to those who are purposefully choosing to be single for any number of reasons, such as career, asexuality, etc. (voluntary permasingles).

There may come a time when it becomes preferable to grab the bull by the horns and choose to be permasingle rather than to allow yourself to get devastated by disappointments after disappointment with all the wrong people.

by minagica June 4, 2015

Permaitis

One who permanently has niggeritis.

A serious condition most likely from smoking too much marijuana in too short of a period, causing one to enter the fetal position.

"That bong gives me permaitis"

"After hitting Dan's 3 foot bong: Precious, we could immediately tell that John was getting the Permaitis, he had entered the fetal position and was screaming for help."

by M.D Rice January 30, 2008

permajinxd

The state of a human being's existence whereby he has absolutely no luck with the opposite sex.

Joe had perfect chemistry with a woman until the second date when she told him she was seeing someone else. Joe should have known this would happen, he is permajinxd after all.

by slonkak2 October 9, 2008

Permazing.

Whitney.
Perfect in every concept.
More amazing than any other thing in the world.

My girlfriend is permazing.

by hersforever. April 11, 2008

pertaining

An ordinary word that suddenly becomes more comical when spoken by a one Faraz Fooker.

Faraz: "What you are pertaining to is highly indicative of yourself, Noel"

by Mr Hamed November 11, 2004

Permazing

The one you meet on a cruise, when you look into his eyes during a solar eclipse on the lido deck. When your heart is so happy you feel as though you will wake up from this dream, but you dont want to. You are so excited when you see his name on your phone you start screaming and people wonder if you have a mental problem. You think about him every second of the day and how you are longing to be with him. When other people talk to you, you wish it was him telling you he feels the same way. More commonly and only used between a boy named Todd and a girl named Jennifer.when he flies back to see you again (now thats permazing) sometimes used for when you feel so distant and the only thing that can bring you close is this word. When you like this person as much as all the grains of sand in the universe, and he likes you as much as every proton on earth, and you like him as much as every song on itunes. Thats when you use this word. But this only works between Jennifers and Todds.

Todd: You are so amazing
Jennifer: you are so perfect
Jennifer and todd: togather we are permazing

by pinkgirlygirlxoxo March 12, 2009