A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.
Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
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Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.
1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.
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The act of hiding a single beer in the very back of a refrigerator when arriving at a house party and putting your beer in the fridge.
The act of hiding a single beer in the very back of a refrigerator when arriving at a house party and putting your beer in the fridge.
Awe man were out of beer. Let me see, nope there's still one left and it's mine. Dude your such a peloner.
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Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there
Person 2: naw hes fine
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there
Person 2: naw hes fine
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Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
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