Peasant: Please help me, i'll do anything!
Obama: Anything?
Peasant: Yes, anything. Please save me!
Obama: Then Perish.
*Peasant dies immediately*
Obama: Anything?
Peasant: Yes, anything. Please save me!
Obama: Then Perish.
*Peasant dies immediately*
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Get the Perish mug.That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".
Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...
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Get the peckish mug.South Parkish, a term referring to the popular adult animated television show “South Park”. This term is used to describe something as obscene, sexual, and all around unsettling.
Guy 1: It’s not my fault my dad had sex with your mom. Your moms just a slut.
Guy 2: It’s very South Parkish of you to say that. Also your dad did what?! AND DONT YOU DARE CALL MY MOM A SLUT
Guy 2: It’s very South Parkish of you to say that. Also your dad did what?! AND DONT YOU DARE CALL MY MOM A SLUT
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