Perjury

A potato player who makes everyone on the team look good.

Bahi: When are you comming back? I nees my perjury

by TheRealPerjury January 24, 2018

perjury trap

n. Donald J. Trump’s inner circle; the location of any close associate of Donald J. Trump; the place someone goes if they align their interests with those of Donald J. Trump

“Don’t tell me a perjury trap isn’t real, when people start colluding with Donald Trump they immediately begin lying themselves into criminal investigations, then they perjure themselves until they are convicted felons.”

by WH mixtape December 19, 2018

Perjury Trap

The hole between a liar's nose and chin.

If Donald Trump doesn't want to get arrested he shouldn't open his perjury trap.

by mpino September 3, 2018

Perjury in written form

A written document / pleading expressing lie to a family, friend, official, government agency, etc.

To commit an act of perjury in written form one must approach a police station and falsely file a report about another.

To make it a double act of perjury in written form one must commit the above, offense #1, then file a declaration to the Superior Court based on the falsely filed police report, twist up the lie and add some more lies but not enough that you think anyone will catch on. Matthew S. 02091884

by Almaden June 8, 2023

Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court

“Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)

by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025

aggravated perjury

An arbitrary charge made against a defendant in a mock trial when you cannot think of anything else to charge them with.

Esteemed people of the jury, you cannot possibly charge the defendant with "aggravated perjury", as her statement was not made under oath in a court of law!

by cornbreadtime May 15, 2022